Ah Web Oh! — Smart Websites That Book Jobs While You Sleep

Smart websites for local businesses · Los Angeles

Wake up to new customers

We build your website, then it goes to work: answering missed calls, booking jobs, taking payments, and collecting 5-star reviews — around the clock. You run the business. It runs the front desk.

No long-term contracts$100 to get startedFirst month free while we buildLive in about two weeks

Sound familiar?

(it's not just you)
01 · The missed call

You're on a ladder. The phone rings twice, then stops.

Every missed call is a customer dialing the next name on Google. They rarely leave a voicemail — and they rarely call back.

02 · The late lead

Leads message at 9 PM. You see it at 7 AM.

90% of leads expect a reply within minutes. By morning, somebody else already answered — and got the job.

03 · The invoice chase

Getting paid has become a second job.

The work is done. Now come the reminder texts, the “I'll send it Friday,” the awkward follow-up call. Your evenings disappear into admin.

04 · The silent fans

Your happiest customers never leave reviews.

And the one grumpy one always does. Meanwhile the competitor with 120 reviews gets the call — even if your work is better.

Live demo · missed call text back

9:47 PM. You're off the clock. Your website isn't.

Scroll through one real night with an Ah Web Oh! site on duty. A call gets missed, a text goes out in seconds, the job gets booked, the deposit gets paid.

you were asleep for all of it ↓
☀
Good morning: 1 new job booked Confirmed for 8:00 AM · $75 deposit paid · on your calendar

What's included

Get found. Get booked. Get paid.

One website with a whole front desk inside. Every piece exists for one reason: to turn more of the people who find you into paying customers — without adding a single thing to your to-do list.

01 · Smart website

A website built to sell, not just sit there.

Designed around one goal: getting visitors to call or book. More of the people who find you become customers — same traffic, more jobs.

02 · Missed call text back

Can't pick up? It texts back in seconds.

The caller gets an instant text and the conversation stays alive. One saved job a month usually pays for the whole plan. See what missed calls cost you →

03 · Online booking

Your calendar fills itself.

Customers pick a slot right on your site — nights, weekends, holidays. No phone tag, fewer no-shows, and you wake up to a fuller week.

04 · Automatic payments

Get paid without chasing anyone.

Deposits collected at booking, invoices sent and reminded automatically. The money side runs itself — no more awkward follow-up calls.

05 · 5-star review funnel

Stack stars on autopilot.

After every job, happy customers get walked straight to the 5-star form. The business with the most stars gets the call.

06 · SEO + AI search

Found on Google. Recommended by AI.

Local SEO plus your Google Business Profile, tuned — and your site structured so ChatGPT, Claude & Gemini recommend you when neighbors ask who to call.

07 · Automations

Reminders that never forget.

Appointment reminders by text & email, no-show nudges, and follow-ups fire on their own — to your customers, clients, or patients. Save 10+ hours a week of admin and phone tag.

Today's specials

It's not just a website. It's a system.

Some businesses need more than pages and a booking button. They need one place to run things — guests, members, inventory, payments — with a login for you and your staff. We build that into your website: a real database behind it, no extra software to pay for, no spreadsheets to babysit. One system is included on every monthly plan; bigger builds get a straight quote.

For couples & planners

Wedding websites with RSVP & guest management

Your story and the details up front; a real guest list behind it. Guests RSVP on the site, and every answer lands in one place you control.

  • RSVPs with meals, plus-ones & song requests
  • A guest cookbook or memory wall, if you want one
  • Private planning dashboard: checklist, timeline, vendors, seating
See one live
For clubs, academies & trainers

Soccer club & academy management, from one place

Rosters, monthly memberships, drop-in sessions, and payments. Parents sign up and pay online; you see who's paid, who's due, and who's showing up Tuesday.

  • Monthly memberships & drop-in sessions, paid online
  • Rosters, attendance & waitlists by team or age group
  • Coach & parent logins; automatic payment reminders
Ask about a club system
For rental & event companies

Rental business websites with inventory & invoices

Know what's booked, what's available, and what's out the door. Your staff log in to check inventory, build the quote, and send the invoice — deposits collected automatically.

  • Live inventory by date: booked, available, out for delivery
  • Quotes & invoices in a couple of clicks, deposits online
  • Owner & employee logins, each with their own access
Ask about an inventory system
something else?

Restaurants, salons, gyms, contractors, churches — if you run part of your business from a spreadsheet, a group chat, or a notebook, we can probably run it from your website instead.

Tell us what you're juggling

Our work

Pick a vibe. We'll make it yours.

Every site we ship is designed from scratch around one business — its people, its neighborhood, its customers. Browse the range; yours will be one of one.

25%average boost in leads that become customers
$3,461saved monthly on tools, staff time & admin
#1Google result for a client's target search (“futsal academy”)
10+owner-hours handed back every single week

How it works

You talk. We build. It works.

Book a 15-minute call

Tell us about the business. We'll show you live examples of what your site could do — no jargon, no pressure, no homework.

We build it. You approve it.

Design, words, photos, booking, payments — all done for you. You review it, we polish until you'd proudly text the link to anyone.

It goes live — and gets to work.

From day one it answers, books, collects, and follows up. We keep improving it every month. You just watch the calendar fill.

The separate checks

Add it up.

Most owners don't have one website bill. They have eight — a builder here, a booking app there, a texting tool, an invoicing app, a review tool — and nobody making them talk to each other. Here's what that stack costs at each vendor's own published price. Then look at ours.

Ah Web Oh! DinerCheck No. 8

Separate checks

The usual stack, bought one piece at a time — each vendor's cheapest tier that actually does the job.

  • Website builder + hostingSquarespace Core$29 / mo
  • Online booking calendarAcuity Standard, w/ text reminders$27 / mo
  • Texting customers back & follow-upsTextedly Basic, 500 texts$29 / mo
  • Invoicing & paymentsQuickBooks Simple Start$38 / mo
  • Google review requestsNiceJob Starter$75 / mo
  • AI chatbot on the siteTidio Starter + Lyro AI$57 / mo
  • Email reminders & newslettersMailchimp Essentials$13 / mo
  • A CRM to track leadsHubSpot Starter, 1 seat$15 / mo
Software subtotal$283 / mo
  • Someone to design & build itfreelancer or small agency$3,000+ once
  • Local SEO + Google Business Profile carebasic agency retainer$500 / mo
  • Missed-call text back + shared inboxPodium, quote-based, reported $399+$399 / mo
  • Your industry appBooqable $29 · Jobber $49 · PlayMetrics (quote)$29–100 / mo
Your tab$1,200+/ MO
plus your evenings, making eight apps talk.

Prices from each vendor's public pricing page, October 2026, lowest published rate. Your mix will differ; the point stands.

Pricing

The menu.

Three ways to order: two monthly plates with hosting, updates, and support always included, and one to-go box for people who hate subscriptions. $100 to get started after a free call — then nothing until your site is live. Monthly plates are a three-month minimum after the free month, then month to month.

To-go order●○○

To Go

A website by next week. No subscription.

$350one time
  • One-page website, delivered in 10 days
  • Mobile-first and fast, built around your content & photos
  • Basic SEO + submitted to Google so you get indexed
  • Your domain & hosting, first year included
  • One round of changes before launch
  • No forms, booking, texting, or automations
Order To Go

$100 to start · $250 at delivery · $100/yr keeps it live

Plan No. 1●●○

Sunny Side

Run the business. For the one-person shop.

$100/ month
  • Custom-designed smart website
  • Built, hosted & maintained by us
  • Mobile-first and fast on any phone
  • Online booking calendar
  • Lead forms straight to your phone
  • Appointment reminders & follow-ups by email
  • Automatic payments & invoicing
  • Your own system — owner & staff logins and one list you run: inventory, members, or guests
  • Local SEO + AI search optimization
  • Content updates included
Start with Sunny Side

$100 to start · first month free · 3-month minimum

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Plan No. 2●●●

The Works

Grow the business. For the shop with staff and a ringing phone.

$250/ month
  • Everything on Sunny Side, plus:
  • Missed call text back
  • Appointment reminders & follow-ups by text
  • 5-star Google review funnel
  • Google Business Profile optimization
  • AI chatbot on your site — answers & books 24/7
  • AI consulting — where AI can grow your business
  • Simple lead pipeline — see every job's status
  • Priority support & same-week changes
Get The Works

$100 to start · first month free · 3-month minimum

not sure which plate?
Book the free call — we'll tell you honestly which one fits. Most owners start with The Works; the missed-call texting alone tends to pay for it. Pay the year up front and take 10% off.

Questions owners actually ask

Straight answers.

How fast can my website be live?

Most sites launch in about two weeks from our first call. You approve everything before it goes live — and we handle every technical step, including your domain.

I already have a website. Can you work with that?

Yes — we rebuild it properly, keep your domain and phone number, and fold everything you're currently paying for (hosting, edits, maintenance) into one flat monthly price. Most owners end up paying less for far more.

Do I have to write anything or send photos?

No. We write every word for you and design around whatever photos you have — even just a few from your phone. You review and approve; that's your whole job.

What exactly does the monthly price cover?

Everything: design, hosting, security, content updates, and support — plus the features of your plan, like booking, payments, review funnels, and missed call text back. One price, no surprise invoices. The only thing outside it is the $100 to get started. Texting and AI usage come with fair-use limits that are plenty for a local business — they're spelled out in our terms.

Can it send appointment reminders to my clients by text?

Yes. On every plan, your clients (or patients) get automatic appointment reminders and follow-ups by email. The Works adds reminders by text — the fastest way we know to kill no-shows. Business texting in the U.S. requires carrier approval — a registration called A2P — and we file and manage that entire process for you as part of The Works. No forms, no extra charge, nothing on your plate.

What is “AI search optimization”?

People increasingly ask ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, or Siri “who's the best plumber near me?” instead of scrolling results. We structure your site the way those assistants read, so when your neighbors ask, your business is the one that gets recommended. Here's exactly how we do it — and our free SEO tips if you want to try it yourself.

Do you build wedding websites?

Yes — and ours are more than a pretty page. Guests RSVP on the site and every answer lands in a real guest list you manage from a private dashboard: meals, plus-ones, song requests, a guest cookbook if you want one, plus your own checklist and timeline. See ellieandricky.com for one that's live.

Can my website have logins, inventory, or a member area?

Yes. We build your site on a secure database, so it can run a real system behind it: owner and staff logins, inventory that updates live, member or guest lists, invoices and payment records. It lives on your website — no extra software subscription, no spreadsheet juggling. One system is included on every monthly plan, Sunny Side included; bigger builds get a straight quote on the call.

Can you build a system for my soccer club, academy, or rental business?

That's our favorite kind of order. For clubs and academies: rosters, monthly memberships, drop-in sessions, attendance, and payments, with parent and coach logins. For rental and event companies: live inventory by date, quotes and invoices, deposits collected online, and staff logins. Everything runs from your website — see the specials.

Why not just buy these tools myself?

You can — and that's exactly the tab most owners are already paying. A site builder (about $29/mo), a booking app ($27), a texting tool ($29), invoicing ($38), review requests ($75), a chatbot ($57), email ($13), and a CRM ($15) add up to roughly $283 a month at each vendor's cheapest tier, before anyone designs the site, before local SEO, and before you spend your evenings making eight apps talk to each other. With us it's one website, one price, already connected, and designed around your business instead of a template. See the full tab.

Is there a setup fee?

A flat $100 to get started, after a free call where we make sure we're a fit. That's it — then nothing until your site is live. Your first month is free while we build, launch, and work through the changes you want; with your consent, monthly billing begins in month two, once your site is already out there working. On To Go, the $100 counts toward the $350.

What's the To Go website?

A one-page website for $350, one time, delivered in 10 days: mobile-first, basic SEO, and submitted to Google Search Console so it gets indexed. Your domain and hosting are included for the first year; after that, $100 a year keeps it live. It's for people who hate subscriptions and need something to show for their business by next week — so it deliberately has no forms, booking, texting, or automations. You pay $100 to start and $250 at delivery. One round of changes is included before launch; later changes are $100 per round. If you ever want the front desk, you move to Sunny Side and your $100 start fee counts there.

Is there a discount for paying yearly?

Yes — pay twelve months up front and take 10% off: Sunny Side is $1,080 for the year, The Works is $2,700. The $100 to get started and the free build month work the same way; the prepaid year is non-refundable, and your price is locked for that year even if ours goes up.

Is there a contract?

Nothing long-term. Monthly plans have a three-month minimum after your free build month — long enough for the site to prove itself, short enough that we have to keep earning it. After that it's month to month: cancel anytime, effective at the end of your billing month.

What happens if I cancel — do I lose my website?

No hostages here. Your domain is always yours. If you ever leave, a one-time $100 handover fee covers transferring your domain to you and exporting your site's design and content, so you're never starting from zero. What does stop is the machinery behind it — booking, texting, payments, and reminders run on our platform, so they pause when the plan ends. Come back later and it's a fresh start: the $100 to get started applies again, the three-month minimum restarts, and the free build month is a one-time welcome — once per business. We keep your system's data for 90 days after you leave, so a quick return still has your lists.

Let's get cracking.

Book a free 15-minute demo call. We'll show you — live, on screen — exactly what your website could be doing for your business. No pressure, no jargon, no obligation.

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